1. |
Potato Farm
00:46
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My father
Runs a potato farm
He is very successful
They are good potatoes
Fry em' up dad!
I'm getting hungry
And don't forget
To cut em' extra thick (Mmmmhmmmm) (all right!)
I want your beets in my mouth
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2. |
Matthew
01:03
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Oh Matthew I'm not the man you knew
No, I've changed
My hair is longer now,
And I don't love you anymore
I still think about
The days we spent together
I still remember your smell
I still remember you
But I don't love you
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3. |
Rice Boi
01:12
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Rice Boi,
Why are you
Cooking up so much trouble
These days?
This is not how we raised you
This is not who you were supposed to be
Rice Boiiiiii
My Rice Boiiiiii
I look at the old photos and I cry
(You were such a good grain)
Rice Boiiii
Rice Booiiiii
My little Rice Boiii
I miss your starch
I miss your starch
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4. |
Female Car Salesman
00:44
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Hey sister!
That's a nice lookin' car
How much for it? (ohhhh)
Female car salesman
Look me in the eye
I wanna buy your shit
Don't rip me off (ooohhh)
Female car salesman
Don't rip me off
I'm a savvy buyer and I know my stuff!
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5. |
Smile
00:29
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I saw you by the toaster
Cooking up bagels in your head
And I like the way you
I like the way you smile
I saw you by the oven
Cooking a bunt cake in your head
Oh, I like the way
I like the way you smile
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6. |
Flavor
01:03
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I wanted everything
Now I'm sitting here alone
I can't seem to escape you
No matter how hard I try
So stick your memories in my mouth
And leave me bleeding on the side of the road
Waiting for the good Samaritan
To tell me it's all right to go home
I just wanna go home
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7. |
Coconut Boi
01:11
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8. |
Johannes the Seducer
00:44
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I'm the kinda guy
Who looks you in the eye
Tells you that he loves you
And everything will be all right
You're a handsome guy
And I'm a handsome guy
You don't have to feel alone
At least not tonight
And I'll make you pancakes in the morning ;)
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9. |
AR15
00:57
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Say what you want to
I won't stop you
Call me a piece of shit
Call me a motherfucker
Tell me everything you hate
About me
I'll be at school tomorrow
With my AR-15
So who's the motherfucker now?
Who's the motherfucker now?
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10. |
Ghost Boi
01:00
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I can see right through you
You're not the man you used to be
No one will talk to you
So instead you haunt their dreams
Ghost boy (ooohhhh)
You're floating in a graveyard
Lookin' down on yourself
You're so full of anger Ghost Boi,
It's time to move on
(Shalala)
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11. |
Peter
00:44
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I don't like the way you look at him
It's not becoming of a nice girl like you
You know what he did to his last three girlfriends?
Or maybe I just know something you don't
Peter is a douchebag
To him you're just a notch in the belt
He'll break your heart the second he gets the chance
But if that day ever comes baby
I'll kill his whole fuckin' family
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12. |
Something About You
00:46
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I know
Where you go
When it's raining outside
And you're feeling lonesome
Come on in
There's a fire burning
And I don't think
That I'll ever put it out
There's just something about you
There's just something about you
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13. |
Pussy Boi
00:49
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Pussy Boi, why are you awake?
Little man, it's past your bedtime!
Pussy Boi, I think I'm gonna
Fucking kill you (oooh)
Pussy Boi, Pussy Boi, pull down your pants
Pussy Boi, Pussy Boi, eat some fire ants
Pussy Boi, Pussy Boi, I'm gonna take a chair
And smash it over your fuckin' head
I fucking hate you
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14. |
Salad Days
01:00
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I remember our salad days
You looked different then but
So did I, and
We would stay up all night in the backyard
Eating pizza and singing songs of pain
We're still friends and I still love you, but
I miss the people we used to be
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15. |
Give It Back
00:57
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Give it back
I'm not playing
Give it back
I'm not playing this time
Where the fuck
Did you put my keys
I wanna
Go to the mall please
Give it back
Moooooom pleeaaaaseee
I'm not goin' to school tomorrow
I'm not goin' to school tomorrow
I'm not goin' to school tomorrow
You're the worst mom in the world!
(You're not even my real mom)
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16. |
Done
00:42
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Walk on over
To the other side
I am tired of you
Being mine
Why do you insist
On painting pictures
Of me alone
By the riverside?
I know you're hiding something
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17. |
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Oh, where do you go
When you get caught
Cookin' meth in your backyard
I don't think I'm ever going home
Sorry I'm not sorry mom
That meth was dank as fuck
And I was high for days
Oh yeah, I was high for days
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18. |
Investment Broker Boi
01:05
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I know
It's not
Where you thought you would be
And I'm sorry
My son,
You're an ambitious one
But demand for brokers is not what it used to be
The market has changed
You see, the market has changed
It's not your fault
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19. |
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Hey, I'm not that kind of girl
Woah, get those hands off me!
Why do you think I'd
Do something like that?
Oh, it's getting very late
Woah, my mom's expecting me
You seem nice enough enough
But I just don't do that stuff
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20. |
SINS
00:51
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21. |
Onion Boi
01:52
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It's been a long time since you left me
I'm still buried underground
Oh no, I think I fell back down
Don't run away
Stick around
I promise I'll be nice
At least for a while
I'm so lost
I ain't got nowhere to go but backwards
Won't you come back with me?
I'm so lost
Please come home
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22. |
goodddad.mp3
00:13
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Little son I wanna be the one
Who takes you to school in the morning :D :P -__-
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